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Postby The Omniscient One » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:29 pm


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The Usergroups may be applied for as one advances in Rank, and are subject to approval by the Chief of Staff, as follows:

Usergroup - Number of posts required to join
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    Expert Infantryman - 100 posts
    Special Forces - by invitation only

Optional User Groups require additional measures and qualifications.

Ranks -- updated June 2008

Here's the ranks, and the number of posts required to achieve the rank:

    Lurker 0 - no viewing privileges.
    FNG 1
    Buck Private 2
    Private First Class 10
    Specialist 30
    Corporal 50
    Sergeant 75
    Staff Sergeant 100
    Sergeant First Class 150
    Master Sergeant 200
    First Sergeant 250
    Sergeant Major 300
    Command Sergeant Major 350
    Sergeant Major of the Army 425
    Second Lieutenant 500
    First Lieutenant 600
    Captain 700
    Major 800
    Lieutenant Colonel 900
    Colonel 1,000
    Brigadier General 1,250
    Major General 1,750
    Lieutenant General 2,500
    General 3,500
    General of the Army 10,000

    Piker Wannabe - On report, subject to a Trial by Courts Martial
    Piker - Banished

User Groups

    Registered Members - May post new topics and reply in the Induction forum, subject to approval by the Top Gun Staff.
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    Expert Infantryman - May post new topics, reply, and vote in Scuttlebutt and Advanced Life Underwriting.

If you're a career agent with any of the following companies, be sure to join their respective private study groups:

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    - Mass Mutual
    - Northwestern Mutual
    - Guardian
    - Ohio National
    - OneAmerica
    - State Farm

To join a company-specific forum, you must apply by sending an email to the Chief of Staff from your company provided email to verify that it is your email (alternatively, use your company provided email when you register for automatic inclusion). Brokers or independent producers are NOT eligible for company-specific forums.

Special Forces are private forums for specially qualified operators. When a Top Gun Producer becomes eligible, they'll receive a special invitation:

    - Force Recon
    - Green Berets
    - Delta Force
    - Red Cell
    - Freedom Fighters

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Postby The Omniscient One » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:47 pm

These instructions have been updated. Please read them again.
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Postby The Omniscient One » Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:49 pm

If you haven't read these Announcements in a while, be sure to read them from time to time as the rules change.

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